This is what happens when you go naked paddleboarding with no sunscreen!
The latest Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales spot gave us a good look at the return of Orlando Bloom, the once gorgeous swashbuckler.
Video: See The Previous, Orlando-Less Trailer HERE!
The last time we saw Will Turner in At World's End, he was captaining the Dutchman, ferrying dead sailors to Davy Jones' locker.
Sadly, the decade has not been kind to him! That job must be harder than President!
Ch-ch-check out Will reuniting with his son (Brenton Thwaites) in the middle of one dangerous swell (below)!
[Image via Disney.]