Monday, 19 June 2017

Open Post: Hosted By J-Rod Working The Ho Stroll In Paris

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Around this time last year, the completely natural and real couple of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston spread their organic love throughout Europe while keeping the paps working overtime. This year, it was the completely natural and real couple of  JLo and A-Rod's turn to graciously help out the paparazzi industry by leading them through France.

J-Rod started off their trip to France on a yacht in Nice (because what's the point of doing a photo-op couples tour if you're not going to give the paps at least one swimsuit shot) and they ended in Paris where they decided to really spice up a photo-op by bringing in props! J-Rod's couples photo-op choreographer gave them matching ice cream cone props J-Rod spontaneously bought ice cream cones and worked it for the paps while looking so in love. That picture above clearly shows who's the pro and who's the amateur. JLo is striking a perfect JCPenney catalog pose for the paps and knows not to completely eat the prop, while amateur ass A-Rod is eating the prop!

Every pro pap poser knows that you're not supposed to completely devour the ice cream prop. A half-eaten ice cream cone looks ugly in pictures! You're supposed to sensually lick it like it's your lover's down-low part. But in A-Rod's defense, JLo eventually went in on her ice cream cone too (see: first picture in the gallery below). If the old rumor about steroid use is actually true, then JLo probably just wanted a mouthful of something for a change.

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