"That's like trying to use a f—ing croissant as a dildo. It doesn't do the job and it makes a f—ing mess." – Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)
Season 2 Episode 4 "The Vic Allen Dinner"
"What are you laughing about, Jolly Green Jizz-Face?" -Selina Meyer
Season 4 Episode 5 "Convention"
"You have two settings: no decision, and bad decision. I wouldn't let you run a bath without having the Coast Guard and the Fire Department standing by…You are the worst thing to happen to America since food in buckets, and maybe slavery." – Amy Brookheimer